Fartopedia

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Everything You Didn't Need to Know and More!

If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away!

There s no questioning the unbridled joy brought about by a good fart. But like a beautiful snowflake, each fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window frame-rattling Thunderclap, there s a whole world of bottom-burps to savour.

This informative and revealing tome presents a wide variety of the multitudinous number of farts known to mankind, along with a plethora of butt trumpet facts. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you ll realise you didn t know the first thing about flatulence!