TommyInnit Guide to Survival

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It is a cruel, cruel, cruel world out there. Trust me. I've seen it, and most of it, is taxes. They will tax you for anything! You can't even own butter these days without paying the butter tax. Oh, and there's licences too. The butter licence. You can't eat butter, without a licence!

Look, this world has rotted and you are doomed. UNLESS... you know how to survive.

My name is Thomas Michael Simons. I've been around the block these past twenty years. I've seen things you couldn't handle. I've eaten things you couldn't taste. And I know a thing or two about surviving.

Don't believe me? Here's proof.

Things I've survived:

Death of loved ones

Swans

Other stuff.

So this book is going to change you. Like a great big fleshy diaper. And I am the parent. The parent of justice.

Let's begin.

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